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Internet Piracy in a nutshell

  • Person: Hey, there are child porn sites everywhere!
  • Government: We are working on it.
  • Person: Hey, there's these pro-anorexia sites telling young girls to starve themselves!
  • Government: W/e.
  • Person: Hey, registered hate groups like the KKK have websites!
  • Government: Well we can't stop them.
  • Person: I downloaded a movie from ThePirateBay.
  • Government: PIRATED MOVIES HARMING NOBODY? Time to censor the Internet!

PopBytes: 'Twas the night before Sharon Needles Day

popbytes:

Sharon Needles

Twas the night of June 12th, and on that day,
Sharon Needles was honored; it was awesomely gay.
The slingbacks were placed by the chimney with care,
Else Alisa Summers would mop her a pair.

The Heathers were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of BoobsForQueens danced in…

missholymcgrail:

I love my slightly offensive custom made cunt shirt. Werque! xoxox Holy McGrail, Faux Queen Diva Extraordinaire

missholymcgrail:

I love my slightly offensive custom made cunt shirt. Werque! xoxox Holy McGrail, Faux Queen Diva Extraordinaire

DEFEND NEW ORLEANS: Louisiana is the world's prison capital

defendneworleans:

Louisiana is the world’s prison capital. The state imprisons more of its people, per head, than any of its U.S. counterparts. First among Americans means first in the world. Louisiana’s incarceration rate is nearly triple Iran’s, seven times China’s and 10 times Germany’s.

The hidden engine…

People like to say

brokenlanguage:

“Oh, I understand hot. It gets hot where I live, too.”

I apologize to everyone who doesn’t live in Florida…wait, no, I don’t. Because none of you are forced to live on the SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. You want hot? Come here in MARCH. You want to see infants burst into flames and dogs explode? Come here in August. 

Right now, the sun is boiling the water in the clouds while it rains. Boiling water is falling from the sky.

You don’t know hot.

Try Louisiana in August. It’s hot as the fuck.

(via fatprincessparty)